By KRISHNA KHAWANI Staff Writer Dear Students, We here at University Plank hope that you are staying safe during the COVID-19 crisis! Now while we understand that this may be a difficult […]
Humor: An Update from University Plank
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Dear Class of 2020…
By HARRISON HILL Staff Writer This year’s seniors, including myself, will be graduating in less than two weeks, and the entire class will enter the next phase of life. Students will be […]
What to Bake During Quarantine
By ELAINE ZHOU Staff Writer Classic Banana and Chocolate Chip Pancakes. Start your morning off with a nice breakfast. Turn up the song Banana Pancakes By Jack Johnson while you wait for your […]
Tips for Working at Home
By CLAIRE CHOI Staff Writer I associate my home as a place of comfort, a sanctuary to come to after a long day of working. For the past few years, my daily […]
Coronavirus: A New Way of Life
By CLAIRE CHOI Staff Writer In this difficult and surreal time, looking after our mental and physical wellbeing and caring for those around us has never been more important. One of the […]
Staying Productive During Quarantine
By Harrison Hill Staff Writer Within the past several weeks, COVID-19 has spread rapidly throughout Europe, Asia, and now the United States, forcing schools to close until the end of the school […]
Bot Nation 2.0: The School Away From School
By KRISHNA KHAWANI Staff Writer March 13, 2020 marked a momentous day for students in Irvine Unified School District (IUSD), for it was the day that the district announced the switch to […]
Humor: The Quarantine Diaries
By KRISHNA KHAWANI Staff Writer Day 1: UHS has just shut down and the feeling buzzing around campus is like nothing ever experienced before. A mix of euphoria and fear makes its […]
Rejection Letter from University of Barvard
By CLAIRE CHOI Staff Writer Office of Admissions and Financial Aid 1080 Eastway Street Barvardtown, Massachusetts 96246 Dear Tommy Trojan, After careful consideration of your application, in which I took 30 minutes […]
Krishna Not Answering the Questions You Asked
By KRISHNA KHAWANI Staff Writer Q: Are your pants always tucked into your shirt? A: It’s easier to think that your shirt is simply eating your pants. Unless your shirt is tucked […]
