By NAMAN BHUSHAN
Student Contributor
I’m writing haikus
Because I am really bored
End my suffering
Ben has me trapped here
Writing haikus endlessly
Help help help help help
Roses are red
Tigers are predators
I’m definitely not trapped
By the newspaper editors
Roses are red
My grandpa is old
This walk-in meat freezer
Is getting very cold
Roses are red
My hands are sore
It is really hard to write
On this damp basement floor
Healthy Eggs Lack Pink
MEat Packers LovE All StoragE
No secret message?